The Good Soldier
Homage to Jaroslav Hasek, 1883 - 1923
Come back Soldier Schwejk
with your fumbling incompetence
before the officer
who gives orders like a metronome.
Come with your fool’s wisdom
and the smile that bounces
back to your face
each time you see the portrait
of the emperor
with his snowy moustache. Show us
how a weapon falls apart
in your hands
and how to soften the creases
in a uniform. Let us see you
stumbling as you march
with brandy in the flask
to which you pledge allegiance,
and befriending the prisoners
in your care. We’ll drink
to the flag
until we’re as limp as it is
and fold ourselves away
for a night of peaceful dreams.
